Condor had cum home in a bad mood. His dinner was not ready, and he always liked Lucinda to have a hot, moist, steamy serving waiting for him in the kitchen. He decided to take matters into his own hands, and thrusted her into the kitchen. He made his own meat dish that night in the kitchen.
His recipe was as follows...
A deep well oiled bowl, inserted into this a 10inch portion of 100% beef, lathered in a warm well-poked juice, and a spraying of balsamic vinegar, and seasoned with cumin. Heat the oven up, heat it up hard. Rotate that piece of beef and let the juices flow. Presto the condor naked chef beefed special is ready. NB* Lucinda doesn’t like her meat bloody...
Condor also expected Lucinda to prepare fresh custard for dessert, but the lazy cow had spent so long tossing the salad that no dessert had been made. Condor got to work on making a fresh serving of custard. He dove into the box to find a couple Lucinda's fresh eggs and worked at systematically beating those with a long hard instrument, he squeezed himself a fresh serving of milk from the cow itself, and added a bit of his own special sugar. Condor lovingly whipped it all together in the warm bowl until the fresh custard emerged ready for serving.
