Lucinda entered the dimly lit Church knowing that it was time for her 'deep' confession, and how she looked forward to seeing Cardinal Condor to service her spiritual needs.
Lucinda walked down the long aisle ready to give herself fully to God and his servants... She waited in the confessional box for Condor, her breath heavy in the enclosed chamber. A movement startled her as she turned to see Condor entering her sacred chamber. She gasped as their bodies pressed close in the tight space, her chamber had become very full and warm all of a sudden, with an extra 'member' now inside.
She started whispering her confessions into Condor's ear whilst he fingered her rosary bead. Lucinda was overcome with a spiritual awakening and started to scream her 10 Hail Mary's. Condor, feeling the intensity of the moment, couldn't help but spray Lucinda with his special Holy Water as he thrust about inside her holy chamber. Condor withdrew from her chamber and Lucinda bent to kiss his holy 'head', which was still dripping with holy water from the ferocity of the penance.
Lucinda tucked her rosary bead back into it's pouch, gathered her belongings and decided that she required a little more confessional time, this time with the new choir boy Javier...
Javier was a young man of the cloth, his life a devotion to god however this was to be interrupted by Lucinda’s devotion to her 'passion for the thrust'. She cornered young Javier on a church pew. His years of celibacy were about to cum crashing down, like Christ off the cross. Lucinda paced down the aisle, wearing nothing other than a crucifix she had only moments earlier removed for within Sister Mary’s religious box. She cocked her leg up on the pew beside the young choirboy and ordered him to open her bible, and listen to her Ten Commandments.
Lucinda then led the boy up to the altar, where she began to drink from the young boy’s challis, the juice of god. Javier had never felt anything like this before, and began to sweat like a priest in a playground, the church began to bellow, with the sounds of Lucinda’s divine intervention upon young Javier’s 12inch apostle.
